░▒▓█ To Friends from Malaysia and Denmark

Terima kasih kerana naungan anda!
Tak for din protektion.

░▒▓█ A young little girl stood next to me

And she did it with her two other female friends when I was on the side of the road waiting for a cab and they wanted to cross. They were young, spoke good, looked nice and just a while ago they were walking up in my direction.

Right next to me donning a probably-flirty old man blue-striped shirt (read: mature) I took from my Dad’s wardrobe, slightly messed-up jet-black hair, two small bags of survival items I bought from a supermarket earlier, and a mind wondering where all those useless drivers had died off to.

It was so close, these sweet little things. A cute and youngish Libra guy has very evil unconscious charms other than devastating looks, you must be very careful of him.

░▒▓█ The Shortest Therapy Ever – New Year’s Day

I try to hold back my laughter whenever I see all those apparent overachievers who have been carefully preserving their lives being extraordinarily mediocre in everything ever possible wait unitedly with bated breath for The End – 31st December – to end.

When it does they suddenly scream like they had found salvation and strength (other than their parents), becoming just as permanently recharged as their peers who came out of Anthony Robbins’ motivational seminar.  The euphoria usually wears off in just a few hours and of course for the nostalgic extremists, one day.

Then they’d be wheeling themselves happily back to the same behaviour set that consists of whining, drinking, longing and of course crying that they’re most familiar with.

- Life of a Butterfly -

Don’t weep at my grave, for I am not there,
I’ve a date with a butterfly to dance in the air.
I’ll be singing in the sunshine, wild and free,
Playing tag with the wind, while I’m waiting for thee.

My tears were that of laughter! While I’d be playing diamonds with Lucy in the sky. Like real.

░▒▓█ Like a naked and helpless little girl…

These weak and useless failures are. Nevertheless, compare and contrast these two extracts:

Because the sinks* have low self-esteem as well as low expectations. They just can’t envisage themselves becoming billionaires or making a real difference to the world. No visualisation, no motivation, no fruition. The sinks prefer living in their insulated bubbles where they are rewarded for the mere ability to obey and regurgitate. Being asked to stand out from the norm is undoubtedly their greatest nightmare that would lead them towards insanity among other health and mental disorders.

Mahathir Mohamad said Sunday that Muslim-majority countries should look east for development models and not at Western nations, which he described as “failures”.

“If you want to copy or learn something, learn from the successful people, not from the failures,” he told an international conference on Islamic finance in northern Malaysia.

How poetic, given that just a few days ago I called an anus-faced American troll a TOTAL FAILURE myself.

The truth of the matter is – there is no comparison and contrasting to deal with. By contrast I just want to share the striking parallels of those diehard and defiant zero-achievers in different lands.

*sinks – rubbish defectives

I mentioned to people that
a scene girl is not a girl shooting a scene
or makes a scene
but one that gives a scenic blowjob below the belt
in front of everyone.
Now that’s a scene.
Girl.

░▒▓█ The two moments that made me feel like a doctor.

As betrayed by these dialogues:

Case 1

SeventhSun (quoting Nintega the failure): “This SF (Hyper Anniversary Street Fighter II) game is near impossible. No way you couldn’t have cheated – WAANGTHEZOMBIES 1 month ago”

Hahaha what a loser this ugly David “Nipplefuck” medina is.
Why don’t this fat and ugly fuck just jump down? Why not?

Ellisthemechanic: It’s obvious that he sucks at the game. I own Hyper Street Fighter II for the Street Fighter Anniversary Collection on the Sony PlayStation 2. The game is not that hard.

SevtnthSun: He needs to pray for a miracle to do it.

When that foul creature is being mentioned you’d find that both sides of the ongoing nature versus nurture debate would all throw their hands up and quietly vacate the arena.

This is because he single-handedly defies both in the question of the human will to succeed. Unless it’s in failing, but that reverse style that involves masochism is a psychiatric issue and we’d talk about that later.

I think even Freud would end up strangling this repulsive case subject to death in frustration.

Case 2

FreedomFighterLance: Man, I have 2 years left as an undergraduate degree, and that’s if I pass all of my classes from now on. I failed 2 classes last Fall because I got all emo and shit and didn’t ask for help. I’m kicking myself now for not letting go of my pride and asking for help when I need it. I have this urge to always do everything on my own, even if it means I do worst than most people, because I feel it’s a fair way for me to evaluate myself. I’m still trying to learn how to ask for help. It’s simple for other people, but it’s the hardest shit for me. Funny, ain’t it? lol.

SeventhSun: The reason why you do that is because you don’t really relate to any of your friends and they are very likely to be too different from you.

And your paradoxical mindset. That sets you adrift towards fantasy and suchlike. Not that I am saying it is wrong, but I am just telling you why you are heading in that direction.

Either that or you have good friends, but you wonder if that is the kind of life you should be having. I still think the former is more likely and in any case, you set a higher standard for yourself and this is also where we are quite alike.

So saying, I once had a job in a warehouse for FedEx and because the management was arriving to inspect our premises we were explicitly told to always put on the lab coat when dissecting the semiconductors from their respective tubes.

And I wore it when it came to my turn, and walked around. Everyone was smiling saying “you look like a doctor!” and “you look really good!”

This MUST BE one of those times a man makes the coat and not the other way around.

░▒▓█ “lol random”

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░▒▓█ Nerd Motivation

HiRisk808 @PerfectLegend that’s what usually happens when ppl come back from #evo2k. You want to become better and better win or lose.

This next minger is funny.

These nerds who go to Las Vegas to play video games are just no different from the multitudes of underachievers coming out of Anthony Robbins’ seminar.

They suddenly feel anything is possible and they want to take down the world.

Hahahahahahahaha it’s so funny I’m crying!!!

░▒▓█ I bought my copy of Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition

I am proud to announce to the known world that I have acquired my new copy of Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition for the Sony PlayStation 3.

I am happy that Yoshinori Ono has green lit the project for this home system conversion of the arcade smash hit that I also had fond memories playing, notably with Juri and Dan.

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The game as it was held by my hand. It’s still in its original factory shrinkwrap.

░▒▓█ I was the Love Guru this evening.

I reprised my role as a Love Guru when I met a friend this evening, the kind that I would only contact when in those rare moments of my life I feel frivolous.

Predictably, just as he had low self-esteem as regards to himself and his career he was also obstinate, one-dimensional and stupid as he has always been when I learned about what happened in his petty romantic excursions (to call these ‘conquests’ would be too strong a word in the English language). His sense of telling an interesting story to a girl is saying he lost his key at one time and he told his family members who all got worried and helped him look for it around the time for hours before they finally found it. Zilch.And that was before his own admission of being just as boring as the girl he was after. His idea of knowing a girl with the intention of settling down is to withhold all possible information about his career and assets to her, state his job and family like how an employment application form is being filled and keep talking to her to see if she is really the one worth going after, when he doesn’t know that a girl needs to have some validation of those things before she decides to go serious with him to make him come to the decision in the first place. And the best part is, he is family-oriented I mean needy and he wants to be bound by them and their approval of his choice before he would proceed. Sad case of a overgrown boy wanting his cake and eat it.

But nevertheless my consultation that went on one hour beyond the time he needed to get back home to prepare for work early the next day had given the loser some hope in the end, to which he was extremely grateful.

Le l’Homme est un grand perdant.

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